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10:32 p.m. - 2008-10-14 Yes, Mother, I know what a water bong is...apparently well enough to decipher the sound after a few moments of thought. I glanced over on my way back in the house and caught a quick peek of this massive hookah-type thing on a table that a few people were sitting around. I was dying to run over there and find out who exactly was using that thing...it was hard to tell because there were three or four people on the porch and it was too dark to make out who the shadowed figures were. Who smokes a water bong on their front porch?? Apparently 50 year olds with yappy little dogs. Another thing about those people and their dogs. Whenever I come home and the dogs are out on the porch or in the tiny open front yard, they both charge full speed to the edge of the lawn and sometimes into the neighbor's yard between their own yard and mine and bark angrily. Each time, either the man or woman who is outside with them, yell "Duke! Dutchess! (or Prince and princess or Babycakes and Sugar Pie or whatever their names are) No! Get back here!" as if they are surprised, nay, SHOCKED at this uncharacteristic behavior. And then they laugh apologetically as if 1. this is the first time this has happened and 2. this is extremely cute. I don't really care about them running at me - it's not like they are DANGEROUS or anything...but this happens at least 3 times a week and I have lived here for two years and visited frequently for 18 months prior to that. And I, of course, each time, feel compelled to acknowledge the people and dogs "Hiiii, there...uh....doggies...so cute...haha....bye." It's very awkward. I love dogs, great and small, but I always feel like kicking them. |