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1:18 p.m. - 2006-07-18
cat's in the cradle
OK, so Gooski is a boy. A very old boy. He has almost no teeth. Who knew you could so confidently mistake an old toothless cat for a female kitten. Sigh.

Henry and Ted (the other cats that live at Kevin's house) are being very hospitable to Gooski. Unfortunately whenever either of them come near him, he hisses like he is possessed by Satan. Henry and Ted are very polite cats who are totally mystified by this rude behavior. They look at us like "Ummm. Why is he doing that?"

Gooski even sort of attacked Henry. Now, Gooski weighs roughly 1/3 of what either of the other cats weighs, so he's not really a threat, but he swatted and spit and hissed and yowled that crazy high-pitched cat sound at Henry. He scratched at him around his face. And Henry didn't budge. I was really proud of him. Like if your kid were to get pestered by the bully at school and he just stood his ground but didn't fight him and instead just shook his head pityingly and said "Dude, you are like, so mislead."

So cool. Henry is indeed the coolest cat ever.

Does anyone want a cat that loves people but completely HATES all other life forms?

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