12:54 p.m. - 2006-01-31
Jack Bauer Facts
OK, so maybe that last post was a little gross. Sorry.
Did everyone watch 24 last night? Man, that Jack Bauer....obviously someone needs to make a jackbauerfacts.com web site like the chucknorrisfacts.com website.
You're just gonna have to trust Jack Bauer. He gives you his word.
Jack Bauer will cut out your left eye and then your right eye if you don't tell him what he wants to know.
Jack Bauer is pretty much always outside of protocol.
Jack Bauer is smarter than anyone, ever. Compared to him you are an idiot even if you are as smart as Bob.
