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10:03 a.m. - 2004-07-28 See this: http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/28/brosnan.bond.ap/index.html He looks creepy. Smarmy. Like he would hit on married flight attendants until they slapped him in the face. Pierce, what happened? We had such a good thing going on, you and I. You were James Bond smooth, and I approved highly of both your fashion decisions and your facial hair choices. Now, you've put Bondification and martinis behind you, and I'm left to weep gently with visions of mustaches and gum cracking. Is that Botox in your forehead?! That tan is from a bottle, isn't it? Oh my. Where did we go wrong? You're an over-the-hill pretty boy train wreck and you know it. Leave my presence at once. I can't bear it. Leave me with my Thomas Crown Affair dreams and Goldeneye memories. |