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11:46 a.m. - 2004-06-07 Well, I spent da day thrift store browsing, lunch-eating 'n reading da fifth Harry Potter book." It starts out hella exciting, if yo' ass haven't read that shiznit." Today I also helped Michele administer flea medicine to Biscuit da cat." I has another cat story that ain't right to be tellin' in mixed company, know what I'm sayin'? ..yes, this coming from da queen of full disclosure." ...we decided today after an interesting 'n forthright discussion 'bout "married-muthas things" that my middle name should be "frank, know what I'm sayin'? " Ah, J-do, da person who will be like anything out loud n' shit. ...except this particular cat story, know what I'm sayin'? Ask me in person if yo' ass are a brizzle." Or via email if yo' ass live far away." Collin, I might be persuaded tell yo' ass if yo' ass really want know n' shit. I warn yo' ass, yo' ass may be scarred fo' life afterwards." It wuz told me by my new Australian cuz, Sherri, 'n that shiznit is top of da line disgusting, know what I'm sayin'? Moving on, know what I'm sayin'? ..Biscuit keeps coming over 'n wanting me pay attention tha dude's ass, but then tha dude runs away when I try pick tha dude's ass up." ..fickle cat n' shit. Brownies are delicious." It is raining n' shit. I bought a fabulous Gloria Vanderbilt shirt at Value Village today fo' 3 bones n' shit. Reading Harry Potter in an empty house on a particularly gloomy day makes yo' ass wonder if Dementors might possibly be REAL."
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